teenlock au where sherlock asks john to help him practice for a date with vic trev by going on a practice date together except there is no vic trev and sherlock just wants to go on a date with john 💘 meanwhile john is outrageously jealous
john jealously asks sherlock to describe vic trev and sherlock’s like “shit didn’t think thru this part of the lie v well” so he just blatantly describes john and john gets jealous of himself
john *glaring with gritted teeth*: so what is this … “victor trevor” like?
sherlock: ummm he’s… blond! and he wants to go to medical school and he’s got these amazing blue eyes and he’s really brave and his jumpers look really soft like maybe if he was cuddling with me and
john: this guy is clearly a tool i hate him
sherlock: he once told me my deductions were amazing 😍
john: he fuckin what