You know I’m proud of myself I was able to watch a lightning storm for eight whole minutes before thinking ‘johnlock au of this’
the signs as juliet o'hara quotes
Aries: honesty is everything to me. it's the only thing.
Taurus: i'm telling you i can handle myself.
Gemini: i am smart, and i am fun, and i am almost always in a good mood, dammit!
Cancer: i think that everybody who's looking for a soulmate may at one point feel there are outside forces conspiring against them.
Leo: is this the part where i'm supposed to giggle because your boyish charm is just too irresistible?
Virgo: suffice it to say i don't like liars who steal nail polish and then pass out when you slap 'em a little on the back of the head.
Libra: holy shih-tzu!
Scorpio: please, pretend you're a person!
Saggitarius: maybe the best things - the richest things - aren't supposed to come easily. and the moments that make the most sense happen when everything else doesn't.
Capricorn: she hates me! and people don't hate me! i get christmas cards from the people i arrest!
Aquarius: but right now, i am enjoying this cake. i love cake, you know i love cake! i deserve this dammit!
Pices: i don't ask questions i don't wanna know the answer to.
when will my friends realize that if they text me i will respond immediately but if they call me i will never ever ever pick up
mum: it's been ages since you read a book!
me: *war flashbacks to this morning reading a 80k fic*
mum: a few years ago you loved reading so much- what happened?
me: mum: me: :))

a-kinkajou:
Sherlock finds a way to make John’s blog more popular than ever.
(because… I got very-very close to having 600 followers :) *throws silly art at you guys*)
no one has ever treated me better than psych has